Top 10 Reasons You Know You're a Loser!
Top 10 Reasons You Know You're a Loser
Submitted by the Rice Pathetic Losers Club.
- Your roommate's pissed because he'll never lose the "Oops!" Purity Point.
- Your brother scored with your Screw-Yer-Roomate date.
- Your phone number is 630-UGLY.
- If you take the square root of your GPA it gets better.
- The only sexual experience you've had has been with a tree.
- Your purity score has increased since you've been at Rice.
- Your girlfriend uses you to get to your best friend... again.
- The only word out of a girl's mouth when you pass her on campus is "statutory"
- Your pet rat gets more than you do, and she's dead..
- You realize that your name is Nathan Walcott.